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so apparently theres usually an internet here but its currently off taking a shit is that hard for you barry

have you not got anything to wank to

I don't need the internet.

I think we should be careful what we communicate through these even if they do fix it.

careful how do you mean like not talk about our powers because the ship may have already sailed on that one

Who have you told?

im not entirely sure it was all a bit of a blur

[ really just a few people at the pods, but if it's any consolation, they seemed to mostly think he was full of shit. ]

did you know theyve got werewolves here

Like your mum's boyfriend? Or are they real ones?

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no theyve got real ones at least i think they are i havent actually seen them turn into wolves so maybe they do just get naked and lick people. theres a really fussy one ill ask him hes a complete twat i think youd like him

Maybe you shouldn't ask him that.

What was his name?

[ no response to the first part, because he's blatantly not going to listen. ]

anus something i dont know it was a retarded name hes a wizard too he made some clothes fly it was a bit shit really

I don't think his name was anus.

Are you sure he was a werewolf and a wizard?

well now that i see them together yes that does seem unlikely but hang on shouldnt you be jizzing your pants over this i bet youve got all sorts of weird fantasies involving werewolves

they must have very hairy armpits

[IGNORING THAT ARMPIT COMMENT, THANK YOU.]

I don't have weird fantasies. But a werewolf could be dangerous, especially if he has magic too. Do you know how his transformations work when he's in space?

no but apparently its nothing to do with moons which is wank in my opinion arent they meant to be all about moons ill let you know once ive got more details

[ he's going to interrogate a werewolf just for you simon ]

oh actually ive got a few details, they dont like to be asked about knotting or if theyll turn you into a werewolf and he may or may not have lipstick dick while transformed which actually means yes he probably does transform then

Maybe you shouldn't ask him anything else. I think you've found out enough about them.

[He's seriously worried about Nathan's safety here. And potentially everyone else's if Nathan makes this werewolf angry enough to bite him.]

nah itll be fine he likes me and besides hes a total pussy hes a lot like you actually just slightly less weird

Nathan. I really don't think you should talk to him.

but what if he talks to me i cant just be rude to a werewolf barry

Hey big boy what are you wearing?

[ She's done some exploring. ]

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up for a swim?

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